Tag: Comedian
Diana Diane – Why?
by Diana on Oct.26, 2010, under Comedy Chaos, Crazy Daze, Diana Diane, Let Me Entertain U
Now just to explain the one and only reason you might just ponder on the idea of…why does she go by diana diane alouise.
First of all to explain this to all you computer geeks. The good old saying, checkered past. Well yes that’s me and I sure as heck have one. So to clean up my past more than a century ago I tried to screw you, or any one who was a computer wizard looking under my orginal name get completely tossed in another direction. Especially when I was on the LA circuit of entertainment and believe me I had all sorts of crazy people trying to find out information about me.
So to mess with ya all. I changed my name from Diane to Diana. Well to my surprise changing that one letter was a stupid thing to do. Especially when I did this sort of a change legally. Spending money, standing in lines, changing charge card info, checking accounts, headshots, and everything that relates to your personal life with your name on it. And that is the only thing I’ve ever done legally. Trust me. To my surprise it did nothing. Not a thing. You can go to Diane Alouise. Diana Alouise, D alouise or any just Alouise, and get the same old gosh darn girl. I’m there no matter what! There isn’t even a hint of not being able to NOT to find me. It’s just plain old there. So any of you trying to come clean or do a name change to hide yourself from anyone finding you…just do yourself a favor. Keep your life just gosh darn clean. Then you won’t have to go through this kind of TROUBLE!!!! Just a tip! If not and you need to go through this, I suggest it’s easier to move to another country, try Japan, they all look alike, or Mexico, they all eat the same cheese, Austraila, they all have the same accent or just about any other foreign country. I’m sure you can trade citizenship with someone who wants to come over here. Or learn a completely different language, change your skin color, hair and better yet get a sex change! Just start over! Cause they’ll find ya!